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[May. 1st, 2005|05:13 am] |
gone to BC.
back in two months. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2005|01:21 am] |
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okay so my roommate is constantly saying a word that sounds like "niggah" about every other word, no joke. now i dont speak mandarin, nor am i a linguist, but either it means a really common word like "the" or she is a HUGE fucking racist. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2005|02:29 am] |
when i get sick, weird inexplicable shit happens to my body, whether it be gingivitis, strange marks, or a wide variety of colourful rashes, it is always entertaining. currently i am discovering some interesting itchy pock-like creations on my arms. if i get the chicken pox for the fourth time i am going to be pissed as fuck. oh the wonders of the human body. the only thing that amazes me more is the alarming number of sketchy lebanese guys in ottawa. not that i dont appreciate the fact that there are shawarma places on every block, sometimes two, but i dont appreciate the dodgy characters who circulate the bars looking for love. i am not your love.
the rideau canal is my new home. i spend hours there because studying is for suckers. although when i see my mark in economics it is i who will be the sucker, for now i can drink and be merry and laze around the canal, all the while laughing at the silly joggers. |
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| "Sarah you wanker! Were you ringing my doorbell at 1:30am?" |
[Apr. 4th, 2005|08:37 pm] |
never have i been hungover for twenty four hours.
yesterday was the worst post-drinkage i have ever experienced. besides the fact that i had been to three parties before that, i really dont understand what could have possibly warranted the awful mess i was after wards.
in any case, i was impressed with all three parties. one of which because i knew only four people at so i got to use my fake name which is always enjoyable. the other of which i knew everyone so i didnt have to worry about getting too drunk and making an ass of myself because they already know im an ass.
my only complaint goes to the dirty italian who kept grabbing my ass. im sure he had a busy day before hand playing jits and squeezing himself into his pants.
dipshit. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2005|02:53 pm] |
Why is it snowing? oh how i will miss ottawa's freak weather.
minus twenty one day, plus thirteen the next.
yay for carly's birthday. |
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[Mar. 20th, 2005|11:16 pm] |
i have no idea why but i found this site to be a grand old time.
http://www.adherents.com/largecom/com_romcath.html
oddly enough, colombia is 92% catholic.
however, seeing as they also have the highest murder rate in the world, they've collectively gotten rid of that pesky "though shall not kill" commmandment. its nice when different cultures put their own spin on religion.
holy flying essay distractions, batman. |
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| i bet behind those glasses lurked a wise and curious character |
[Mar. 15th, 2005|04:08 pm] |
Alright so i may have dropped a toaster on my laptop and now both are broken.
one is in two pieces and the other might as well be. the sad part about this is there will be no more toast.
So i call the local nerds to get an estimate. after laughing for what felt like an hour, the guy said only, "yes, they dont like to be dropped or banged a whole lot."
oh how right he was. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2005|12:56 am] |
thai boxing class = hilarious.
so fun, but i cant help but wonder how these idiots take themselves so seriously.
i need to win the tim hortons camping package. need need need to. on the one hand im glad im not addicted to coffee, on the other it would bring me way closer to that camping package if i did.
i had to call brother andre to get my transcript and i almost forgot what nazis they are. i have no idea how i lasted three long years in that pathetic excuse for a school. the only thing i learned in that piece of shit was how to tuck in my shirt, oh wait, no i didnt. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2005|03:25 pm] |
Today something both glorious and amazing happened.
I actually got my lazy ass out of bed to my ten o clock class. my god i am spectacular. i am gonna try and go tomorrow too and make some sort of record but i better be careful not to aim too high. It was probably becasue i had a particularly insane weekend. Well if being drunk for seventy two hours straight will make me go to class on monday morning then i guess i better do whats right and be drunk for seventy two hours every weekend. i will do it for my studies.
by the by, has anyone ever been to Kamloops, Kamloops anyone? |
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[Feb. 15th, 2005|08:14 pm] |
Who of you out there can resist a pot of mashed potatoes, who i ask?
not a damn one of you. |
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| Environmentalists: inherently stupid? |
[Feb. 12th, 2005|06:12 pm] |
"They're like mimes. Mimes are worthless. Environmentalists are worthless.. Therefore Mimes are Environmentalists!
Furthermore, hippies are worthless, so Mimes must really be both Environmentalists and Hippies!"
oh Maddox, you crack me up with your wacky syllogisms. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2005|01:02 am] |
"Religion and Politics in Global Society" really bites my ass. i have to drop it right freaking now but i cant. i made it to a grand total of four non-consecutive lectures. damn my lazy self. i can only blame a few missed classes on pneumonia, the rest i was just lazy. the midterm absolutely raped me this morning, although i was mostly too asleep to notice. along with a whole raft of obscure references to iranian culture and religion in the form of multiple choice, was a nice round essay question which reads as follows,
"Describle the historical development of the Iranian Shi'a clerical power structures up to the 1979 revolution, paying particular attention to questions of clerical independence vis-a-vis the Iranian state, the difference between the Usuli and Akhbari movements, the Iranian clerical hierarchy, the relation of the ulama to the Iranian Shi'a population and the developments among urban migrants in the 1960s and 1970s." how is this piece of shit even one sentence? |
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[Feb. 8th, 2005|10:17 pm] |
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wow, sitting in on a politics discussion class would be a huge waste of time if the prof werent there. no wait, its still a huge waste of time. i hate spending an hour a week listening to the ideas of my peers and watch them get all worked up about things they have absolutely no power to change. my favourite is when they get all high and mighty and use words like "people think..." to express how superior their knowledge is about imperialism when compared to the vast majority of "people". shut the fuck up you stupid twat, how would you know what all people think about a topic as wide as that. fucking dipshits. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2005|10:13 pm] |
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holy crap, last night my brother got so wrecked. like me and him always drink a lot when we're together and i dont know why, but he got soooo smashed. i feel sorry for anyone who had the displeasure of being around him. at lest he bought me some shwarma after having hoarded my gin...which someone earned me the nickname of ginqueen? i dont fucking get it. anyway, there were pirates all around which was pretty bad ass. then we all went to the bar in our pirate gear which was also pretty bad ass except that my brother kept yelling at everyone who was a guy who would talk to me, even our friends. he's such a dumb bastard. made a kickass pirate though, i'll give him that. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2005|02:19 am] |
fuck. today was a failure among failures. now for most of you a failure consists of some bullshit you find important that doesnt really matter, like some term paper crap, but this was actually a real failure. i did not, could not find a pirate costume. not so much as a fucking eye patch. stripped shirt? no. beat up jeans? no no. BAD ASS PIRATE HATE? (which i feel was the most important and was especially upset to not have found it) NO. novelty parrot? hell no. fuck fuck fuck. i hate everything. all i want is to look like a fucking pirate, is that too much to ask, i mean really. and while i hate almost everything i read on live journal, i too will now take out my frustration and anger on some shitty blogue nobody really gives a shit about, especially not me and its mine.
to make matters worse my roommate insisted that i try a piece of her smelly duck egg. i said why the hell not, im open to eating random foreign shit. but that thing taste like salt with dirt ground into it. or maybe dirt with salt ground into it, i cant tell which there was more of. |
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[Feb. 4th, 2005|02:02 am] |
quick! someone help me think up a pirate costume.
i need a pirate costume or i wont be admitted to my friend's birthday party.
fuck it, maybe i'll just go as a slutty wench, i fit that part way better anyway. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2005|08:24 pm] |
man i love my bar so much.
it is responsible for me having one of my favourite nights ever on monday. i went to some tree planting recruiters party, got a shit load of free beer and shots and then made my way over there. the bar was empty though so i just spent the whole night chatting with the owner who i love. he is a sketchy old guy from calcutta with dreads and lots of silver jewelery. he kind of reminds me of an older version of daks, i do not know why. anyway he was getting the bartender to refill me and my friend's drink the whole time which was totally kewl of him. then we all went for cheeseburgers and he took care of the bill and sent us home in a cab which he also paid for. what a rad fuckin guy. i want him to be my new grandpa since i am currently short of one. so, there ya go.
i am going back tonight. who wants to bet i fail out of university because of my drinking and not going to class as a result? i'll take that bet. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2005|04:21 pm] |
so my friend conner who happens to be twenty six now, happens to be dating an almost nineteen year old ex-lesbian. but you know what they say; once a lesbian...probably still a lesbian.
aww well, he'll figure it out. and in the mean time its fun to see his sister get all weird, who is in fact two years older than the ex-lesbian. good times in that family. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2005|03:45 am] |
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tomorrow i crash the tree planting recruiters party because i've been "hired". yes. i love to plant trees, thats right. what i love even more is the free booze that will be flowing from that place. i hope i am not revealed. |
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